Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Lyrical Musings

This is not mine, though it wishes it was.

I was bored today and these resulted:

60 Going On 70
I am 60 (kg), going on 70 (kg)
I feel like a swine
Fellows I met have told me I'm fat
And now I just chat online.

I am 60 (kg), going on 70 (kg)
Overweight and so gross
Size zero tight jeans, clothes from magazines

What do I know of those?

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of dates
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of girls below my weight.

I need someone heavier and fatter
To make me look somewhat cool
You are 70 (kg), going on 80 (kg)
I'll depend on you.

My Favourite Things

Barbecued sweet pork and crispy fried chicken,
Rich chocolate cake and ice cream with pecans.
Big juicy burgers with onion rings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Indomee double with telur mata kerbau,
Large nasi lemak with extra hot sambal.
Kajang lamb sate with grilled chicken wings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

TUNAIIII...because I
did not bring my Smart Tagggg
Touch and Go zero
So I havvvvve
to goooooo long queue
So I go to Smart Tag lane

Cut into Tunai lane
All horn tilllll
my ears so painnnn

So if by the time you reach your turn
and you feel like want to die
Remember to have enough...

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I think they're really quite funny and creative.

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