Do You Have The Pesyen?

Hello there! Between those niggling things you call New Year and Taiwan Earthquake, I'm sure y'all will forgive me for posting far and few between!

Story ideas are still high-dry. A half-chapter of 'The Rain Princess' is sitting on my office desktop, but still reeks of undercooked to me. No hurry, no hurry...

Neways, here's an allegedly-funny item I found in the papers couple of weeks back...

It begins in the Classified section of The Matahari...

"IF YOU HAVE THE PASSION AND GRIT, THRIVE ON CHALLENGES AND POSSESS AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO WIN,

WE'VE FOUND YOU A HOME."

"Today AirAsia is the most successful true low cost carrier in Asia - bucking trends and growing in the most turbulent of times. In just 5 years, we've defied the odds and conventions to make headlines around the world. We have 4,000 very passionate AirAsians trying to make the dream of affordable and meaningful air travel come true everyday. Now, here's your chance to be part of this young and dynamic team."

WHO'S GOT DA PEH-SION!!! WHO'S GOT THE PEH-SION?!!

*duut...duut...duut...duut...* (forklift reversing)