Wishful Thinking

A schoolgirl staring dreamily out of a bus. A newspaper vendor gazing at passing cars. A frail old man sipping his cup of black coffee.

I wonder what stories they could tell.

Old Times' Sake

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12/01/2009 - 01/01/2010

Pleased To Meet You

Zhi Yong says hi.
Wen Cheng stares.
Wen Cheng stares...again.
Estee waves frantically.
Magdalene shakes hands.
Zhi Zheng giggles.
Michelle slaps high five.
June grins widely.
Jill sighs.
U Liang forgets name.
Mei goes red.
Jack sticks tongue out.
Jack sticks tongue out...again.
Cherie flicks hair aside.
Sue Ann inhales.
Batch26 gathers round.
Chern Lye twiddles fingers.
Charmaine wipes brow.
Matthew wonders who.
Matthew wonders who...again.
Beatrice smacks lips.
Voice make themselves heard.
Ju Liang adjusts glasses.
Ju Liang adjusts glasses...again.
Daniel grabs chair.
Janet peeks curiously.
Rae stays cool.
Bala acts tough.
Gagak Hitam flaps away.
Ee Lyn sways hips.
CC+J goes wild.
Clement blabbers on.
Sharon bedazzles.
Steffi shrugs.
Jeffrey wakes up.
Benjamin reels in.
Brandon tells a joke.
Ju Ping dribbles past.
Ju Yuan cheers on.
Peter preaches it.
Joel sticks thumbs up.
Yilin waltzes by.
Yiwen whispers softly.
Weng Teik frowns.
Junie looks away.
Sophia sits down.
Liyin whisks off.
Clifford daydreams.
Featherz drifts home.
Leong Yean laughs loudly.
Melissa crosses arms.
Yee Qian stays still.
Weng Kit shuffles hard.
Charmaine Shumin cocks head.
Darryl points and snaps.
Tiffany waits patiently.
Austin snickers.
Angela somersaults twice.
Faith remains hopeful.
Maple just purrs.
Yee San eats oranges.
Aple muses alone.
Jonathan kicks hard.
Canaan remains young.
Jasmine lives happily.
Chee Chiaw believes.
Hilary simply smiles.
Kin Kit falls asleep.

Pearls, Gems
& What-Nots

here!

Desserts, Anyone?

Insanity
Bobo
The Boy Who Was Too Smart
A Tale Of Two "Poultries"
Search For The Missing Remote Control
Tell Laura I Love Her
My Name Is Ed

Who, Me?

Nah, blame it on up_in_lights!
This skin was her doing!

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Special October Feature: RM1.JPG (Part 2)

By the third day, Ray had cleverly figured out a way to print more notes nightly and yet still catch up on his sleep. He would leave the printer on for the night to print one side, and then flip every sheet over the next night to print the other side.

It worked perfectly well. All he needed to do was sleep a little later than his wife, and wake up before her to hide the printed notes.

Using this method, he was able to print 450 over 2 nights (his printer could only fit in 1 ream of paper at a time). That worked out to RM225 per night, which was RM59 better than the first night he did it manually.

All while maintaining a relatively healthy schedule of sleeping at 2am and waking up at 6.30am (his wife slept at 12am and usually woke up 7-ish). He needed to stay up late, as it took a fair bit of time to cut the printed notes. However, cutting was needed only on alternate nights. Otherwise, all he only had to load in the paper and clock in to bed at 12.30am.

After a month of madness, he sat down bleary-eyed to count his earnings.

MONTH 1 RESULTS
Printed: RM6624
Spent (Printer ink, paper): RM320
Profit: RM6304

"Six thousand and three hundred!" Ray could hardly contain himself. "That's even more than what I make!"

He kept counting again to make sure. Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of accomplishment. And money.

Now, he had to plan ahead. This golden goose needed to work overtime.

*****

"Another printer? What on earth for?" Ray's wife was in a fit upon seeing a brand-new printer beside their old one.

"I told you I need it. Anyway, I paid for it myself okay?"

"Are you mad or something? I've never even seen you use it. And now you buy a second one!"

He pretended not to hear her.

"You're hopeless with money."

He couldn't let petty squabbles get into his head. He was already setting his sights on a cutting machine.

*****

Soon another month passed.

"Yes!" Ray put his pen down on the final amount.

MONTH 2 RESULTS
Printed: RM16428
Spent (Printer, printer ink, cutting machine, paper): RM2040
Profit: RM14388

"Well, who's hopeless with money now, huh?" he mocked his wife in his head.

Speaking of which, he hadn't spoken to her in over a week. Not out of choice, but necessity. At the same time, his boss
had issued him two warning letters for being late to work. Social life was also pretty much a thing of the past.

But none of it mattered, for he was RICH! Legitimately filthy rich.

And there was going to be more from where it came from.

To be continued.

As told by mOkKiEs® at 2:53 PM

Comments:
Anonymous cheechiaw said...

So, is this the end? Or there's part 3? O_o

11:30 AM  
Anonymous mOkKiEs said...

whoops sorry, forgot to add the 'To be continued' line. here you go!

p.s. this is a VERY VERY difficult story to write.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Brown Eyed Boy said...

I can't wait for part 3. ^^

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Chin Eu said...

ooi december already lo, mana part 3?

12:57 AM  

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